I am blogging the SHIT out of this from my phone! Talk about awesome! I love you guys!!

Has it really been THIS long since I’ve posted over here???  Damn, I’m an ASSHOLE!  To anyone still reading this or getting updates from this blog, I sincerely appologize for my absence!  But guess what, bitches:  I’m BACK.  And to prove it, I have two videos for you to enjoy today!  VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE!

Commercial #1
http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/891/

Commercial #2
http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/842/

not my best, but there is one line i’m particularly proud of!

So I forgot to post this here, but it looks as though over the last week since I posted it, my CELEBuMINUTE with David Archuleta has received the most hits out of all my CELEBuMINUTES AND the most hate comments!  Mostly from one particular 21 year old nut-job who considers David Archuleta “her younger brother”.  um, ew.

Well, for all you Ethan’s Adventures fans and CELEBuMINUTE fans, rest assured that the haters can comment till the sun comes home.  I refuse to stop doing what I do.  They can, as the end of my video clearly states, “SUCK IT”

LOVE ALL OF YOU, FANS AND HATERS!!

Please my lovely little friends.  forward these vids on to all you know!  Also, hit up Perez Hilton and TMZ with these things.  I bet they’ll LOVE ‘em!

Okay all, here’s the Perez CELEBuMINUTE!  Please forward this onto perezhilton.com.  I’d LOVE for it to be featured!!!

Here it is! You have a question for Perez? Ask it here!

This is a new webseries I’m excited to start up.  Enjoy!  And let me know if you have a question you’d like to ask Heidi or Spencer for next week

Hey all!  So in my previous post, I mentioned wanting to do a daily post here, regardless of content.  Guess who FAILS!  yeah, that’s me.  It’s been like a week and this is the FIRST post I’ve put up here.  I appologize to all of those people who sit at their screens and hit refresh, hoping that lil ol me decides to post something retarded.  WELL, here is your wish come true.  You can now stop hitting refresh…well, for as long as it takes for you to read this post.

So I came up with a pretty cool weekly video idea thing that I would like to start doing.  I think i’ll start this Sunday.  I’m not going to ruin the surprise, but let’s just say it’s possibly funny and a good web series for you all that will have constantly new content.  I’ll still do Ethan’s Adventures, but this will be a sub branch of the super corp. that is EA.

In addition to this, a friend of mine over at 50YearPlan, Barak, and myself are talking about doing a coloboration of creative minds.  The idea would be we would challenge each other to make something each week and share it with you all.  You would then vote to see who WINS THE CHALLENGE and AVOIDS DEATH!  We’re still working out the kinks, but what do you all think?  Maybe you can come up with a name for the competition, or maybe our first challenge?  Like a photoshop challenge, video challenge, music challenge, art challenge, whatever!

Ok, that’s it for now.  I have to save some of my shit for tomorrow’s post.  yeah.

Okay. I want to go here and do this. Seriously. Who’s in?

This is a path called “El Caminito Del Rey” or “The Pathway of the King”.  It’s near Malaga, Spain and was built very long ago when workers needed a path to hike between these two waterfalls.  Here’s the Wiki entry: WIKIPEDIA

In other news, I want to try and post here at least once a day. I’ll probably be posting various Hollywood things, life things, thoughts, anecdotes, or other dumb sheyat. You can either choose to love it, or despise the poo out of it. Either way, i’m determined to do it, so deal.